Oculus: Pushing the boundaries of what we've come to expect from a horror, this creepy new thriller is twisted in ways you cannot guess. Make sure you pay attention or you'll loose the thread. While it wasn't the best horror film ever it certainly made it's mark and dispelled all my preconceptions. Jumpy, fractured and mind melting in parts it's definitely worth the watch. There were scenes where you could guess what was coming and areas that could have been elaborated or given more depth but you may return home from the cinema and cover every mirror in your house!
4.5 Stars *****
<3 Rory Cochrane ('Cause I'm a massive CSI fan!) <3
X-Men: Days of Future Past: Another success from the X-Men franchise. I also enjoy watching mutant related films and this one has the added bonus of Evan Peters (American Horror Story). A huge cast, great special effects and a tense storyline. I only have a few gripes with the ending but I cannot divulge without spoiling the film, therefore I will refrain!
4 Stars ****
<3 Quicksilver (A.K.A Evan Peters) <3
22 Jump Street: Why are sequels never as good as the first? Still, this one is funny, action packed and slightly awkward as usual! Tatum and Hill make a good team, and Ice Cube is an added bonus! Personally, I just prefer the first one!
3.5 Stars ****
<3 The Parents Day meal <3
Ride Along: Another appearance from Ice Cube, along with comedian Kevin Hart the pair make a hilarious team! I was expecting the same awkward partnership as 'Jump Street' but 'Ride Along' surprised me!
4 Stars ****
<3 'My stomach in my ass.' <3
<3 'I met the devil today in the form of a child.' <3
Godzilla: Having forgotten the original (though I'm sure I've seen it) I had no real expectations for Godzilla. The beast itself was magnificent! I think a lot of the money went into the CGI and the acting was neglected (except for Brian Cranston of course who does a marvellous job and tugs on those heart strings right from the beginning!). Aaron Taylor-Johnson, however, was not cut out for the role. The idea of him as a bomb disposal soldier just wasn't believable!
3.5 Stars ****
<3 Brian Cranston <3
<3 Godzilla <3
The Amazing Spiderman 2: Unlike '22 Jump Street' this sequel worked better than I imagined. I never expect much from sequels (unless it's a huge franchise such as X-Men of Star Wars [I am expecting a lot from the new one!]). Andrew Garfield is and always will be a better Spiderman than Tobey Maguire ever was or could be! The enemies were stronger than the first film, the effects were brilliant and the acting was first class! It's safe to say I can't wait for the next one!
5 Stars *****
<3 Jamie Fox/Electro <3
Locke: I appreciate a lot of different films, from action to comedy and fantasy to real life drama. Going into 'Locke' I knew it was an artistic film. What I hadn't anticipated was the drive. Tom Hardy gets into his car at the beginning, and never gets out. Dull, lacklustre and a sketchy accent to top it off. Throughout the entire film I expected that what you were being told wasn't true or there would be a twist, nothing but red herrings and false hope. Disappointing.
1 Star *
Sabotage: Another disappointment. The less said about this one the better. Arnie needs more action, less pointlessly twisted story and a lot more action. He is, and always has been, the great action hero. But, not in this film. It's nice that he's branching out but I'd much prefer he stick to his usual roles. Not enough action! (I think you get the picture).
1 Star *
<3 Sam Worthington <3
Monday, 16 June 2014
Wednesday, 28 May 2014
Maleficent
While it may be certified 'parental guidance' Disney's reimagining of the classic 'Sleeping Beauty' is an epic tale of love, revenge and magic suitable for all ages. Angelina Jolie depicts the fearsome dark queen and she is just as stunning as the surrounding world. Bright, airy fairy magic clashes with the dark, envious sorcery of Maleficent. Throw in the clang of iron armour and you've got all the right ingredients for an epic tale. Sprinkled with dashes of wit, shards of action, pinches of emotion and a handful of pixie dust Maleficent is magnificent!
***** 5 Stars
<3 'beasty' <3
<3 The Dragon <3
***** 5 Stars
<3 'beasty' <3
<3 The Dragon <3
Tuesday, 8 April 2014
Divergent Double Bill
Book Vs Film...FIGHT!!!
What better way to spend a shift at work than reading a free sample of a new novel about to be made into a film? That's how it came about anyway. I began reading the first six chapters of Divergent, and I have to say I was struck. So, then came the time to buy the full book so I could find out who dunnit, what happens, how does it end???
Unfortunately, that's where it went a little sour for me. Very similar to 'The Hunger Games', without the irritating tense. A hero (with special abilities/who breaks the rules), a boy (or two), a main enemy to rise against and a revolution (of sorts). I hated 'The Hunger Games' book, for the first time in forever (or at least my forever) I found a film I preferred to the book!
The same could not be said for 'Divergent'. I did enjoy the book more than 'The Hunger Games' and the film less so. Inside my head was smaller version of myself saying 'that's not in the book' and 'why haven't they included that part?'. Which is what I have come to expect from inner me when viewing a film developed from a book.
Obviously, the film has to work on the basis that not all viewers have read the book. For that reason some decisions to change/cut the script made sense.
The casting worked, although I'd imagined Will to be bulkier and Eric to be much more slimy and thin (but that wouldn't really portray a leading Dauntless, would it?)
So, on the whole, the film was a success (especially for teenagers) but I will revert to the echoing moan of all book nerds...it's never as good as the book. (Except for 'The Hunger Games'...seriously.)
Divergent Book: 3.5 Stars ****
Divergent Film: 3 Stars ***
<3 Tattoos <3
P.s. I would totally be in Dauntless!
What better way to spend a shift at work than reading a free sample of a new novel about to be made into a film? That's how it came about anyway. I began reading the first six chapters of Divergent, and I have to say I was struck. So, then came the time to buy the full book so I could find out who dunnit, what happens, how does it end???
Unfortunately, that's where it went a little sour for me. Very similar to 'The Hunger Games', without the irritating tense. A hero (with special abilities/who breaks the rules), a boy (or two), a main enemy to rise against and a revolution (of sorts). I hated 'The Hunger Games' book, for the first time in forever (or at least my forever) I found a film I preferred to the book!
The same could not be said for 'Divergent'. I did enjoy the book more than 'The Hunger Games' and the film less so. Inside my head was smaller version of myself saying 'that's not in the book' and 'why haven't they included that part?'. Which is what I have come to expect from inner me when viewing a film developed from a book.
Obviously, the film has to work on the basis that not all viewers have read the book. For that reason some decisions to change/cut the script made sense.
The casting worked, although I'd imagined Will to be bulkier and Eric to be much more slimy and thin (but that wouldn't really portray a leading Dauntless, would it?)
Divergent Book: 3.5 Stars ****
Divergent Film: 3 Stars ***
<3 Tattoos <3
P.s. I would totally be in Dauntless!
Friday, 14 March 2014
A post of their own!
I decided not to include these gems on the main post because I had lots to say! I suggests you watch them all!
Dallas Buyers Club: Matthew Mcconaughey wanted to get away from his stereotypical role in rom-coms. This wasn't his first to accomplish a break from the norm (The Lincoln Lawyer, Killer Joe) but it will be the one people remember for some time. Moving, eye opening and raw. Both Mcconaughey and Jared Leto (lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars) perform unbelievably convincing roles. You may have guessed that I'm not the emotional type but this one made me well up! Tissues at the ready guys. 4.5 Stars *****
Gravity 3D: I have read and heard very mixed reviews on this film, despite it's winning streak at the Oscars. But, as always, it's my turn. Graphically astounding. There is so much going on in this film despite the limited setting and cast. Clooney and Bullock acted for their lives. Even after the film had ended I was playing parts over in my mind and dwelling on the vast nothingness of space. I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone therefore I won't go into detail but the ending could be viewed in a number of ways. Extremely clever and breathtakingly beautiful. 5 Stars *****
Lego Movie 3D: You may think this an odd addition to my select few films but everybody loves an animation. The Lego Movie had adult humor, a cracking story and some creative characters. So far, I haven't met anyone who disagrees. An original treat for the whole family! 5 Stars *****
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues: Before I begin, let me just tell you I haven't seen the newest addition with extra jokes. Also, I didn't particularly enjoy the first Anchorman (The Legend of Ron Burgundy). However, and this time it's a huge one, I haven't laughed so hard at a film in a very long time. I may come across as mean but my 'things to look out for' during this moving are: the child crying on the beach and the angry woman at the ice skating rink. If you don't find something in this film funny, you have no sense of humor. There is something for everyone- innuendos, dry humor, awkward humor and people getting hurt/upset! 5 Stars *****
300: Rise of an Empire: Another outstanding sequel. Different to the first, darker, heavier on the tactics and fighting. A deeper look into the bigger picture of war. And for the guys...yes there are boobs and yes there is an overly aggressive sex scene.
It was great to see the return of Lena Heady and Rodrigo Santoro and also new additions Sullivan Stapleton and Jack O'Connell joining the fight. With films such as this surfacing I am excited for the remainder of 2014. 5 Stars *****
Dallas Buyers Club: Matthew Mcconaughey wanted to get away from his stereotypical role in rom-coms. This wasn't his first to accomplish a break from the norm (The Lincoln Lawyer, Killer Joe) but it will be the one people remember for some time. Moving, eye opening and raw. Both Mcconaughey and Jared Leto (lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars) perform unbelievably convincing roles. You may have guessed that I'm not the emotional type but this one made me well up! Tissues at the ready guys. 4.5 Stars *****
Gravity 3D: I have read and heard very mixed reviews on this film, despite it's winning streak at the Oscars. But, as always, it's my turn. Graphically astounding. There is so much going on in this film despite the limited setting and cast. Clooney and Bullock acted for their lives. Even after the film had ended I was playing parts over in my mind and dwelling on the vast nothingness of space. I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone therefore I won't go into detail but the ending could be viewed in a number of ways. Extremely clever and breathtakingly beautiful. 5 Stars *****
Lego Movie 3D: You may think this an odd addition to my select few films but everybody loves an animation. The Lego Movie had adult humor, a cracking story and some creative characters. So far, I haven't met anyone who disagrees. An original treat for the whole family! 5 Stars *****
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues: Before I begin, let me just tell you I haven't seen the newest addition with extra jokes. Also, I didn't particularly enjoy the first Anchorman (The Legend of Ron Burgundy). However, and this time it's a huge one, I haven't laughed so hard at a film in a very long time. I may come across as mean but my 'things to look out for' during this moving are: the child crying on the beach and the angry woman at the ice skating rink. If you don't find something in this film funny, you have no sense of humor. There is something for everyone- innuendos, dry humor, awkward humor and people getting hurt/upset! 5 Stars *****
300: Rise of an Empire: Another outstanding sequel. Different to the first, darker, heavier on the tactics and fighting. A deeper look into the bigger picture of war. And for the guys...yes there are boobs and yes there is an overly aggressive sex scene.
It was great to see the return of Lena Heady and Rodrigo Santoro and also new additions Sullivan Stapleton and Jack O'Connell joining the fight. With films such as this surfacing I am excited for the remainder of 2014. 5 Stars *****
2014 so far...
Again, it has been some time since my last post but I guess it gives you more to sink your teeth into! Enjoy!
47 Ronin: Keanu Reeves ranges from sounded stiff to almost being Neo in this remake. The graphics weren't as elaborate as I expected, the fight scenes weren't as long or as brutal and the characters from the posters barely had any screen time. In all the film wasn't unbearable but it was severely disappointing. 2 Stars **
<3 the final line
<3 the giant armoured samurai
American Hustle: With an all star cast you expect the film to be good. None of the main five disappointed. The film was what I imagine 'The Counselor' was attempting to be. My issue with this twisted true tale was the length. I found some parts laborious and felt certain areas dragged. 3.5 Stars ****
<3 Jennifer Lawrence's rendition of 'Live and Let Die'
<3 The special guest appearance
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale: A Finnish film based on the idea that Santa is an evil being who punishes the naughty children. I have never been a fan of Christmas films- but as this one lacks yuletide cheer and festive prancing I thoroughly enjoyed it! 4 Stars ****
<3 the folklore
The Conjuring: Epically scary with a fantastic story to coincide. One of the best horror films to surface for a while! 5 Stars *****
<3 Ed & Lorainne Warren
Stand Up Guys: This one is a real slow burner. Although I found the ending well written and the story line pretty good I wouldn't watch it again. Definitely something missing from this but there are a number of good moments. 2.5 Stars ***
<3 The Cast
Insidious Chapter Two: EXCELLENT! I cannot express how good this was. Sequels are usually good or rubbish but this one blew the rest out of the water. Another brilliant and spooky story line which also explains the first film incredibly well. The only reason I have dropped it half a star is because it wouldn't work without the first one. 4 Stars *****
<3 The Further
Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug: Long winded, unnecessary and lackluster. I love dragons but I'm not a fan of Smaug. I guess we'll have to wait and see if the third can save the elongated trilogy. 2 Stars **
<3 Kili
Need for Speed: Absolutely abysmal. If you go into this film expecting rip roaring action you will be disappointed, but if you enter the cinema open minded you will encounter one of the best unintentional comedies to date! Laughing at the acting, the lines and the slang terms there was rarely a quiet moment in the screen. Imogen Poots is horrendous. 1 Star * (for pure comedy genius).
<3 'is it fast'
<3 'you learn a lot about a person when you've been hit by a truck'
That Awkward Moment: Another failure which stars Ms Poots. She must bring bad luck. There is no point to this film. There is no real connection to the title (had it been called 'so, where is this going' it would have made more sense). There is too much concentration on the break down of the friends marriage. The whole idea is flimsy and poor, clearly designed to show Zac Efron as a player. I could go on...but 0 Stars.
<3...nothing.
Robocop: I wasn't expecting much...and I didn't get much. There isn't enough action, there is definitely a whole chunk that could be removed. I am, however, anticipating the next installment as I feel the story and action could improve. The suit is pretty bad ass and it does seem like a good set up for a series of Robocop films. So, not a total loss! 2.5 Stars ***
<3 Joel Kinnaman
Into the Mouth of Madness: An old one watched for the first time recently. Odd, definitely old school and a tiny bit cheesy. Great idea but not in the same leagues as Event Horizon so I'm afraid it's only 2 Stars **
Lone Survivor: Really inspiring and tense. A great action and true story film. 'Nuff said! 4 Stars ****
<3 The real life soldiers section before the credits.
Out of the Furnace: A little old school, a little a gritty and a whole load of revenge and backward justice. Christian Bale and Woody Harrelson rarely fail to impress. 4 Stars ****
<3 the Setting
Killer Joe: Off the wall, definitely one of the weirdest films I've seen. You'll just have to watch it because I can't explain! 2 Stars **
I, Frankenstein: 'Underworld' for kids. Cheesy, too similar to other films and not original. Bill Nighy plays an almost identical character to his role in Underworld. Aaron Eckhart's acting was pretty shocking. 1 Star *
<3 The Gargoyles
47 Ronin: Keanu Reeves ranges from sounded stiff to almost being Neo in this remake. The graphics weren't as elaborate as I expected, the fight scenes weren't as long or as brutal and the characters from the posters barely had any screen time. In all the film wasn't unbearable but it was severely disappointing. 2 Stars **
<3 the final line
<3 the giant armoured samurai
American Hustle: With an all star cast you expect the film to be good. None of the main five disappointed. The film was what I imagine 'The Counselor' was attempting to be. My issue with this twisted true tale was the length. I found some parts laborious and felt certain areas dragged. 3.5 Stars ****
<3 Jennifer Lawrence's rendition of 'Live and Let Die'
<3 The special guest appearance
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale: A Finnish film based on the idea that Santa is an evil being who punishes the naughty children. I have never been a fan of Christmas films- but as this one lacks yuletide cheer and festive prancing I thoroughly enjoyed it! 4 Stars ****
<3 the folklore
The Conjuring: Epically scary with a fantastic story to coincide. One of the best horror films to surface for a while! 5 Stars *****
<3 Ed & Lorainne Warren
Stand Up Guys: This one is a real slow burner. Although I found the ending well written and the story line pretty good I wouldn't watch it again. Definitely something missing from this but there are a number of good moments. 2.5 Stars ***
<3 The Cast
Insidious Chapter Two: EXCELLENT! I cannot express how good this was. Sequels are usually good or rubbish but this one blew the rest out of the water. Another brilliant and spooky story line which also explains the first film incredibly well. The only reason I have dropped it half a star is because it wouldn't work without the first one. 4 Stars *****
<3 The Further
Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug: Long winded, unnecessary and lackluster. I love dragons but I'm not a fan of Smaug. I guess we'll have to wait and see if the third can save the elongated trilogy. 2 Stars **
<3 Kili
Need for Speed: Absolutely abysmal. If you go into this film expecting rip roaring action you will be disappointed, but if you enter the cinema open minded you will encounter one of the best unintentional comedies to date! Laughing at the acting, the lines and the slang terms there was rarely a quiet moment in the screen. Imogen Poots is horrendous. 1 Star * (for pure comedy genius).
<3 'is it fast'
<3 'you learn a lot about a person when you've been hit by a truck'
That Awkward Moment: Another failure which stars Ms Poots. She must bring bad luck. There is no point to this film. There is no real connection to the title (had it been called 'so, where is this going' it would have made more sense). There is too much concentration on the break down of the friends marriage. The whole idea is flimsy and poor, clearly designed to show Zac Efron as a player. I could go on...but 0 Stars.
<3...nothing.
Robocop: I wasn't expecting much...and I didn't get much. There isn't enough action, there is definitely a whole chunk that could be removed. I am, however, anticipating the next installment as I feel the story and action could improve. The suit is pretty bad ass and it does seem like a good set up for a series of Robocop films. So, not a total loss! 2.5 Stars ***
<3 Joel Kinnaman
Into the Mouth of Madness: An old one watched for the first time recently. Odd, definitely old school and a tiny bit cheesy. Great idea but not in the same leagues as Event Horizon so I'm afraid it's only 2 Stars **
Lone Survivor: Really inspiring and tense. A great action and true story film. 'Nuff said! 4 Stars ****
<3 The real life soldiers section before the credits.
Out of the Furnace: A little old school, a little a gritty and a whole load of revenge and backward justice. Christian Bale and Woody Harrelson rarely fail to impress. 4 Stars ****
<3 the Setting
Killer Joe: Off the wall, definitely one of the weirdest films I've seen. You'll just have to watch it because I can't explain! 2 Stars **
I, Frankenstein: 'Underworld' for kids. Cheesy, too similar to other films and not original. Bill Nighy plays an almost identical character to his role in Underworld. Aaron Eckhart's acting was pretty shocking. 1 Star *
<3 The Gargoyles
Tuesday, 14 January 2014
Food for thought...
...here's a page all the horror fans might enjoy. Film reviews, art work and horror appreciation.
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